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  1. A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog ...

    A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog who was drowning... After he climbed out he handed me the dog and said "here is ze dog, keep him varm and dry him off he vill be fine", I said "are you a vet?", He replied "vet? I'm fucking soaking!" I told this joke to my German wife, she laughed, which is rare, good job. +1.

  2. A German Tourist Rescues A Dog

    A German Tourist Rescues A Dog. November 05, 2020. A German tourist jumped into the freezing water to save my precious little dog who was drowning. After he climbed out of the water he handed me the dog and said: "Here is ze dog. Keep him warm and dry him off and he vill be fine."

  3. A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog ...

    A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, "here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, "are you a vet?" ... You're lucky. I told a German tourist that my dog was sinking. He replied "I vonder vat he is sinking about."

  4. Funny Dad Joke

    A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, "here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, "are you a vet?" He said "vet? I am completely soaking!" Funny. 13. Great. 5. Corny. 2. Groan! 4. Random Dad Joke

  5. 3 Hilarious Freeze Dried Puns

    Freeze Dried Puns. A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, "here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, "are you a vet?". He said, "vet? I'm fucking soaking". 👍︎ 10k. 💬︎.

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    A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, "here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine.

  7. My dog fell into some freezing water, but a nearby german tourist ...

    My dog fell into some freezing water, but a nearby german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my precious little dog who was drowning. Nextdoor Neighbor. Posted: November 5, 2023 | Last ...

  8. Drowning Jokes

    A German tourist jumped in freezing water to save my little dog who was drowning. When he climbed out and gave me my dog he said "here is ze dog keep him warm ... The water level rises up, and big ship tries to save him, but the man says: "No, no the god will save me"

  9. 13 Hilarious Saving Water Puns

    Saving Water Puns. You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED. A preacher with a lisp hired a sinner to paint his church. To save money, the sinner man added water into the paint can. It didn't work well. The preacher told him: Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more. A German tourist jumped off to the ...

  10. 27 Hilarious Freezing Puns

    A German tourist jumped off to the freezing water to save my precious dog who was drowning. After he climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog, dry him off and he vill be fine." ... My dog jumped into some freezing water. A random German tourist jumped in to save him. He told me "Here is ze dog. keep him varm and he vill be just fine". I asked if he ...

  11. German Jokes

    A German tourist jumped in freezing water to save my little dog who was drowning. ... On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the ... The guard gave him the okay and the German ran and jumped in the river. In a few moments he had freed the dog from the weed it was tang... read more. I asked a German ...

  12. Freezing Jokes

    Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold!" The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands.

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  14. A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he

    A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, "here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine.

  15. Drown Jokes

    A German tourist jumped in freezing water to save my little dog who was drowning. When he climbed out and gave me my dog he said "here is ze dog keep him warm ... "It's your lucky day mate, jump in and I'll take you to shore" The man replies, "thankyou for the kind offer but I have no fear, my lord will save me!" "Suit you...

  16. A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog who was

    A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog who was drowning… After he climbed out he handed me the dog and said "here is ze dog, keep him varm and dry him off he vill be fine", I said "are you a vet?", He replied "vet?

  17. 31 Hilarious Water Dog Puns

    A German tourist jumped off to the freezing water to save my precious dog who was drowning. After he climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog, dry him off and he vill be fine." ... My dog jumped into some freezing water. A random German tourist jumped in to save him. He told me "Here is ze dog. keep him varm and he vill be just fine". I asked if he ...

  18. A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog ...

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  19. Save Jokes

    A German tourist jumped in freezing water to save my little dog who was drowning. When he climbed out and gave me my dog he said "here is ze dog keep him warm ¡and dry him off he vill be fine"

  20. Water Jokes

    I am over 18. A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over taking a drink from a water stream. The gorilla runs up behind the lion, grabs on, and has his way with him. The gorilla then takes off running, with the very angry lion on his heels. As they run through the jungle, the gorilla gets a bit of a lead, and sees a British safari camp ahead.